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avatar The audacity of the French
by bee on Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 1:33:51 AM HST.

This I found out today: You can speak French with little or no difficulty with a cigarette in your mouth. Test this by putting a thin pencil between your lips, unless you're a smoker (which most or all of you probably aren't) in which case you would actually use a cigarette.

Now say: Juh muh pell (name). Como tele voo? (Je m'appelle [nom]. Comment allez-vous?)

Now say: My name is (name). How are you doing?

There's almost no change in fluency when you speak in French. You should try this Evan, cause you sound like a Downs syndrome case when you try to talk to anyone with a cigarette in your fucking mouth.




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1 Comments:

anyone ever tell you, you look like lucy lui with downs syndrome?

^_^ i kid, i kid, that's actually a very astute observation... FOR ME TO POOP ON. (try to picture puppet frog doing this)

By frogboy, at 2/03/2005 01:27:48 AM

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