first off my condolences to Todd Kane... i feel your pain buddy T_T, fucking patriots. oh if i listen hard enough i can hear the faint wimper of Todd Kane crying with his hands buried in his hands screaming "why?! why?! how did this happen?! why did it happen?! why?!"
anyway aside from that... fuck the superbowl has gotten progressively worst with each year that passes. i really don't give a shit about any of the teams that have been appearing at them... well maybe when the raiders and the bucs went about 2 years ago... but we all know how great a game that one was. actually the only team i care about would probably be "ddddaaaaa bears". yeah "superbowl shuffle '86" need i say more?
say if i don't care about the outcome or the teams why watch the superbowl? well the common answers would be the halftime show and the commercials... and they both sucked as usual. the commercials used to be good or at the very least ammusing... this year it seemed like they weren't even trying. let's just animate old people and some asian guy doing some kind of pop and lock retarded robot hybrid dance move. brilliant! keeping with the idea of retarded dancing how about cedric the entertainer miming "i'm the designated driver" and turn it into a cool new dance craze. fucking A! or wait how about everyone who no one gives a shit about anymore drive around in a diet pepsi truck. holy shit, this is genuis! ok now let's get more people that we don't give a shit about anymore and make them small. like midgets? no, we'll just turn them into smaller versions of themselves and put them in situations that regular sized people would take part in and it'll be funny. that's awesome, let me give you all our money for advertising, we're totally going to sell all these... (what the fuck was it that they were selling in that comercial i don't remember) anyway out of the commercials there was the one with the marvel superheroes, that was straight out of left field... they're probably trying to cash in on the superhero franchise... too bad this commercial looks like it was made 10 years ago. none of those guys look that way anymore, they've all been revamped for the new millenium. of course i'd prefer it this way, but the general public much rather prefer their leather clad completely black uniformed ultra high tech super cool fashionable superheroes they've grown to love and accept. (fucking general public and those who go to see the terrible fucking movies and then buy them on dvd... yeah you) Stan Lee WTF mate?!
ok so the last thing i wanted to rant about... the halftime show. paul McCartney, holy shit paulfuckingMcCartney. paul McCartney is fucking awesome, so stfu. yeah ,he along with 3 other guys were at one time more popular than jesus. yeah, i said it go ahead and steam roll all that wcxp merchandise you have (which of course is non-existant... hunter). anyway so paul McCartney performed a few songs... old songs but good songs. i enjoyed the performance, but i was half hoping paul'd just whip out his cock and reveal his cock ring/shield/whatever and be all "wardrobe malfunction... fuck that I WAS IN THE BEATLES... i'll do whatever i fucking want, mother fucker" because only paul McCartney can do that now... yeah ringo sorry, but that nose just isn't working for you. note: this is not an attack on your people hunter... i don't believe ringo starr is a jew, i could be wrong though.
ok, great i now have officially wasted time which could have been used to catch up on homework to watch that piece of garbage to type up this piece of garbage.
lol... simpsons "the marriage of pac-man and ms.pac-man"
let's get physical... physical... i wanna get physical... roflroflroflroflroflrofl
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But, the monkeys, they made a fart joke with a whoopie cushion! (no, very...no) BTW: I think Steven Tyler could get away with that cock whipping out thing too.
By Anonymous, at 2/06/2005 06:20:16 PM
shut up you dumb faggot
By piro, at 2/06/2005 10:53:14 PM
Are you trying to piss off half of the people that read the page? Yes, that's in reference to both of us.
By Anonymous, at 2/09/2005 05:23:11 PM
