I was going to publish this "stream of conciousness" post but I think it's too abstract to wcxp's front page.
Anyway, I saw this odd commercial. It depicts a woman and her girly friends getting together and treating themselves to spa facials, yogic exercises, relaxing hikes through the woods and other "things we only saw in magazines". It's all goodtimes with blue-colored facial masks and whimsical flowers in their hair. Then she narrates,"I wore my Depends that day and new I could trust..." What, you're wearing Depends? Lady you're, like, only 30 years old. Why are you wearing adult diapers? And on spa-day nonetheless. Seems like adult diapers are trying to impact a younger demographic. I mean, I guess it makes sense. No one wants to interrupt spa-day or stink up the public toilets or something, so the better alternative is just to crap your pants like a huge, disproportionate baby. It's probably less dignity-raping than taking a noisy shit while some concieted bitch does her make-up in the mirror and clears her throat in that obvious "you're sooo disgusting, you shit monster" way. She'll probably tell all her friends about it too and everytime you go into the bathroom everyone will discreetly clear out.
1 Comments:
first good post on wcxp.com since your last post.
By piro, at 2/08/2005 11:43:15 PM
