6th Grade Yearbook
Here's a picture of the Student Council. What the fuck was that vest I was wearing...with those patches. I remember that thing. Also, why do I seem to be staring off somewhere? Hmm...WAIT! I think I figured it out!
Yup, I was staring at that goddamn hamburger. That burger haunted me throughout Elementary school, and is probably the reason behind my weight problem today. In fact, now that I think about it, in my "I WON THE PRIZE" picture for the geography bee, I seem to be staring at something as well. I wonder if...
FUCK! That goddamn burger should have really left me alone!
Geography Bee participants. I'm actually looking at the camera. Probably because Lance ate the burger.
That's the goddamn smile on the face of the man who just stole my goddamn hamburger!
There was that cool snackshop in the main building. You could get popcorn and cup noodles for pretty fair prices. Oh, and haw flakes. Us kids went apeshit for those things. Is that Ben working? Possibly. But even worse, he seems to be staring at something besides the camera...could he be haunted by the same thing as I?
Nope, apparently Ben (or whoever that is) was just a pervert. Good job man, you were about four years before my pervertedness hit its prime.
Speaking of perverts...here's Malachi, on the right. He named his pillow after a girl at school, and humped the hell out of it. Then he humped his dog, a tiny chiuaua named "Nacho", yeah, it's really hard to figure out that name. Malachi was the friend you hung out with for the fact that he would have all the toys and video games you wanted but never could get. And he was on welfare. Go figure. Reg, the kid on the left, wasn't as bad, just really geeky. Whenever we would hang out and get mad at each other, and you punch him or shove him, he'd do the most classic thing. He'd say, in a really formal tone "Would you like to fight? Are you inviting me to fight, Hunter?" And he was fucking serious. I guess "unique" is the code word for "really fucking strange".
Oh yeah, that year, the new Library opened. Our old one was blown down in the hurricane in 1992, and up until...1997?...all we had was a library in a portable. Then this state of the art air conditioned one opened up, it was a big deal.
The Governor actually got off his ass on Oahu and came out for the grand opening.
Obviously, the excitement of the festivities really got to him.
Most Likely to Succeed in Fleming's class...that's right, I pwned. Also, I still don't see why I never won best dressed...I mean, look at my "Space" t-shirt, that thing was fucking epic, and I honestly wish I still had it, for the memories.
This is simply...the greatest picture ever. Period. End of story.