6th Grade Yearbook
Woah woah. So it's about two am on a saturday evening, or morning, whatever. I finally decide that it's about time to go to bed, and, as my tradition usually goes, I look for something to read prior to sleeping. Not finding much laying around, I start going through my bedside stand, which also servers as storage. I go through drawer after drawer...and at the end, in the very last one, I find my old elementary school yearbooks.
Yeah. This will put me to sleep. Wrong. I end up laughing hysterically, probably confirming the neighbors' beliefs that I am, indeed, insane. Anyways, since I needed a FPA, I decided to scan some random stuff in, mostly pictures of me, but some other good stuff as well.
Since most of this really won't make much sense unless you went to Kalaheo Elementary, I'll try to explain it, but eh...if you still don't appreciate it, just believe me on the fact it is funny, and maybe you can use these pictures to blackmail someone or something.
I was thinking about making a terribly tasteless joke here. But nah, Karma's a bitch.
Does anyone remember when Kelsey cried in sixth grade on the Kokee trip because someone looked at his poker hand? Those were good times. He naturally denies this event ever happened...damn Kumon brainiac.
Steven Fontana as funkiest fro. Yeah, that fro definetly screams funky.
FUNKY REACHING MAXIMUM LEVELS.
Why look at that, Patterson was an emo kid all along. Most sensitive being two guys, yeah, the Kalaheo guys were emo.
I accidentally scanned this in when I meant to scan the emo picture above. It just goes to show what happened to emo kids before they could write their emo songs...they talked. A lot. About not getting the girl, probably.
I wonder how I failed to get the best dressed award. Although, looking back, I can see my flaws. They're wearing....T-SHIRTS...how could I Ever expect to compete with that? I guess I'm just too hard on myself sometimes.
HAY GUYS HUNTER HERE I SAID 'EL NINO' AND WON THE GEOGRAPHY BEE PRIZE I AM THE KEWLEST LOL. [Mrs. Emoto was the best math teacher ever. Ah the good old days.]
Holy shit Noah, I mean, man, that is an epic really big t-shirt you are wearing there. I mean shit dude, no wonder you won this, how could I compete?
Marino doesn't get nearly enough appreciation. I miss the guy. Although really, he wasn't that shy...
Edward Nelson, that kid was rugged. He lives in Idaho now...what the fuck is that! Also Brandon, man, he always had all the video games and free Little Caeser's pizza to go along with it. I miss those days.
This picture may not be that funny...but run with me here.
here we go
Whee!
See, funny!
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